milestone [milestones](one of a series of numbered markers placed along a road at regular intervals) noun [UK: ˈmaɪl.stəʊn] [US: ˈmaɪlˌstoʊn]
turd(piece of solid feces) noun [UK: tɜːd] [US: ˈtɝːd]A fart is the tortured scream of a trapped turd. = Un pedo es el grito torturado de un mojón atrapado.